Saturday's Dallas vs MetroStars game was about no shows: The MetroStars and 6 members of the First Row Idiots. The MetroStars put on a terrible performance versus one of the worst teams in the league, the Dallas Burn. Dallas easily beat the MetroStars 2-0. It was a gray/grey day that involved tailgating indoors at the world famous (or at least firstrowidiots.com famous) Bazooka's.

The threat of rain forced the group indoors to the new firstrowidiots.com's official tailgating alternative, Bazooka's (web link). Medium and serious-flavour wings, the fried combo platter, chicken fingers, and several pitchers of beer wasn't enough to prepare the group for a terrible showing by the MetroStars. A definite advantage (or not) of the Bazooka’s visit was the group’s ability to watch Smarty Jones dash the hopes and dreams of America. Ofer’s confidence in Smarty helped him leave the bar $3 poorer, with John, Keith and Ronen all a $1 richer.

Sadly, once again the group was missing many members. Brian and Greg continued their suspension. Their court date is on June 7th and we wish them luck. Joey was living it up in Vegas, while Drew, Jason and Paul were out due to family obligations.